OrangeVanilla Drinky
So I'm posting another blog. My lovely drunken friend, Mike is sitting beside me with his OrangeAide-Vanilla Absolut Vodka. I'm drinking the same thing but, I'm not feeling it as much. Therefore I'm going to a local bar called Dilly's to get free beer for Thursday Ladies' Night. Whoo! Here I come.
I am waiting to hear from a couple friends yet...
Let the sausage linking begin...........referring to Ladies' Night. All the men swarm to pick up the chicks to see if they can get a good (or cheap) lay. You see various men bumping and grinding next to their prospects to see if they are even remotely interested in them. Are they?
My friend is saying right now that this is "pummeling a man to dirt". Am I?
Anyway...After midnight, the free beer is over so then the "mating ritual" begins. The male buys a girl a drink to get her attention (while she thinks "hey, free beer, sweet" OR "hey, this guy's pretty cute"...who knows since she's probably pretty wasted herself). If he seems creepy, the girl will wisely decide to slink away from him.
Okay, okay. I have many male friends and I CAN vouch their umm....nice-ness? Just kidding. Yes, males are just as willing to meet people as women, although they are a little more akward and goofy about doing it most of the time (especially at a bar).
Now off to get a few.
And no I'm not a man-hater, haha.
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Rx: 1-2 Cigarettes a Day (2)
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Rx: 1-2 Cigarettes A Day
Wow, well, this is my first post. My first and sloppy attempt at blogging.
I have a really sore throat. It's not the scratchy kind, it's the someone-just-punched-your-throat, sore. So anyway, it's been like this for a couple days, I've swabbed it twice at work and I don't have Strep, so I'm sitting here thinking how......--Oh yeah. Three days ago I was hanging with a couple of friends and let's just say the smoke was very hot.
Ouch.
But I will smoke cigs. Even if I'm sick. Even if I'm hacking my lungs out. Even if my throat burns from a different kind of smoke, only to be filled with delicious Camel Menthol smoke.
Reminds me of an episode on House where Dr. House perscribes a guy 1-2 cigs a day for a male patient. I forgot what the treatment was for, though. I shall look it up and post it later. Or I'll be lazy and hope someone out there will know what episode I'm talking about.
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